THE CRIMINAL WITHIN YOU~!

Hmmm just when you realize that there is nothing so far in life that you have done that's worth remembering...well think again..everyone has instances that they'll like to recollect and narrate them and have a good laugh..well i have one such incident that i promised Suresh uncle that I'll post on my blog! well he said he does not want to be a part of the- not the blog (duh!) but the incident!..so Suresh uncle comes home on a dull Sunday and tells sharan and me to come with him to chennai citi center since he wanted to pick up some sing along songs!(at least thats what i call it!)..well i was jobless and since he said he'll let me drive his car i agreed..so sharan tags along and we're hitting the road.. when we were at the road leading to citi center (radakrishnan salai) the road is pretty empty..but here rite in the middle of the road we find this "traffic police cap" lying crisp and neat hust like the one in the picture... so here is suresh uncle (sitting near the drivers seat)says-"hey shashank tsk tsk look at that cap..be careful poor cop's cap fell off on the middle of the road.. don't run over it!"..now "i hate the cops" frankly speaking they never do their duties and all they can be proud of are their pot bellies!..they are swindlers of money!..rather legal pirates! they don't give a dam about anything regarding the traffic..urgh! I HATE THEM! PERIOD. so with this mentality do you think i wont run over the cap???...so i hit the gas and at 50 kmph all i can see on the road is the "CAP" so with a proud thud i run over it while all other cars in front of me are avoiding it! suresh uncle-"shashank??!! why did you do that???, sharan- "oh my god we're gonna get in trouble!..the cop might be somewhere close by!" and i said-"hahaha thats for booking me so many times! and hey suresh uncle cool eh?? I'll let you bask in this glory with me! aren't you proud your car helped me??!" just as i finished saying this.. all three of us are looking at the right hand side of the road and there he is staring at us!THE COP sitting on his bike glaring rite at us!! "shit"!! I'm stepping on it...i said.. suresh uncle-"shashank your mad! now i am surely gonna be booked and they're gonna send me a notice at home! i think he's gonna chase us!what the hell did you do??..."suresh uncle i lost my license"! came my reply! "oh my god thats it! he's gonna take around 2000 Rs from us! what is this shashank!" and look at our bad luck! the signal turned red!! "quickly you come over to this seat I'll drive!" ...we are so dead i was thinking and just about time we took the right and entered citi center.. "yes! oh yea! we made it suresh uncle we are so cool! we are gangstas!oh my god this is so cool! this is going ON MY BLOG(well at least now you know why i had to write this)!!" SURESH UNCLE-"I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS!...but well what do you know- He is ;)!!!------lets rip homies!;)

TRIP-PING at karaikkudi & kodikannal-1

its been a whole month since i left college,due to my end semester exams...i usually leave for home every weekend.So here i was waiting at my friends place (nagu) after a huge saga that left me without a wallet( liscense gone and atm card gone!) so from nagu's place bk nagu and myself left for the station to board the train to karaikkudi..we were all thrilled with the fact that we're going away to a hill station and with all arrangements made( thanks to nagu).All we had to do was make it to the train station and get our clothes(and some money of course).so we all get a couple of fried rice and vegetable manchurian for the travel and next thing we're on the train.This is the first time we're travellin by a/c tickets.( always travel by the general coach!) ..i buy a bottle of water and board the train and i see nagu and bk both looking at me and laughing.Then i see another female(about 35-40) lady rather! she is talking in hindi regarding some change in seating.So i try to ask her something in the little hindi i know..and nagu shouts "DO ADMI AYENGEY". As a result bk and me start laughing again( i guess bk was laughing because it was hindi!) we then realize that they are talking in sindi and not hindi!.. so anyways after a lot of "trying to understand" and "hindi" we managed something.. now this blog is completely dedicated to our co passenger mister SHANTHAKUMAR.. Now where does he come in picture??.. among our wierd sindi travellers was this man wearing a black tee, a dominoes chain unperturbed by the sorrounding happily laughing  at us!..so bk nagu and me decide to shoot these people on camera so that we can watch them later after the trip and laugh.. so during this video we rope in Mr shanthakumar and ask him as a co-passenger where he's heading and what he's eating. "chicken biryani" he replies and i ask him "sir can u tell us a few words?? how to make this biryani or at least show us a piece!" he cooly removes a piece and shows it to the camera and says "thats enough now..take yourselves!"...so later he asks us where we're from and what we do.. and tells us "this is the age to try everything so enjoy your trip"! after leaving us dumb struck he says "good night" and lays down on his berth..so just before we all snooze i ask him "sir what do you do?? all this while you never told us".."what do you think i do?" he asked.."uh...."we dont know sir" i said.."well i'm a prof at anna university guindy" ...what??! bk nagu and me look at each other petrified and speechless! (in a softer tone)"sir why dint you tell us before?" was our reply.. and then he says "dont worry just enjoy your trip and have fun! and dont disturb me while getting down i'm taking the upper berth..good night guys and enjoy"!...